arizona humor Bush and Kerry

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber,
not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in
his chair reached for the aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa
will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush
replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a cathouse
smells like.
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Amy sez: "I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a
total of 789 pounds. By all acounts, I should be hanging from a charm
bracelet."



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