arizona humor Divorce request

A married couple is driving along a Motorway doing a steady 50 miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at
her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been
married for twenty years, but I want a divorce". The wife says nothing,
keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 55
mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out
of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
friend and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly,
and slowly increases the speed to 65.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house", he says insistently. She takes
the speed up to 70. "I want the car, too." She continues and takes the
car up to 75 mph. "And," he says, "I'll of course keep all the bank
accounts, all the credit cards and the plane." The car slowly starts
veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a bit nervous,
so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last
replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.

"No, I've got everything I need." she says.

"Oh, really?" he asks, "So what have you got?" Just before they slam
into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him, smiles and says . . "The
airbag."

From Charlie, in Pahoa, just East of the hot lava.


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