arizona humor FBI

> >Hello, is this the FBI?"

> >

> >"Yes. What can I do for you?"

> >

> >"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding

> >marijuana inside his firewood!"

> >

> >"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

> >

> >The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house. They

search the

shed

> >where the firewood is kept.

> >Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no

marijuana.

> >

> >They sneer at Virgil and leave.

> >

> >The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is

Floyd. Did

> >the FBI come?"

> >

> >"Yeah!"

> >

> >"Did they chop your firewood?"

> >

> >"Yep."

> >

> >"Happy Birthday, buddy"

> >

> >Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright?



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