arizona humor Hate Shopping?

HERE ARE 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR GUY
HATES GOING SHOPPING WITH YOU.

1. You catch him staring into the store's
security cameras,waving his arms in the air
and mouthing " Help me "
2. In the last year of hitting the mall
together,he's gained 20 pounds trying to
self-medicate on cheese fries from the food
court.
3. He sleeps like a baby..in Victoria's Secret.
4. The store's lounge area has turned into a
therapy circle for men,with your Guy acting
as moderator.
5. You catch him shooting the breeze about
baseball and trying to place an eighth-inning
bet...with a mannequin.
6. On trips to the shopping outlets,he
routinely grabs the arms of little boys and
shouts " run for your life,child,before it's
too late"
7. When you suggest he bring a magazine to
read to pass the time, he lugs an entire
year's worth of back issues.
8. The saleswoman at the cosmetics counter
has complained that your man is a little to
fond of "smelling" the nail polish testers.
9. He starts shoplifting in an attempt to
" spice things up"
10. You hand him a pair of khakis you think
might look good on him, and he
absentmindedly fashions then into a noose.


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