arizona humor Hotel security...

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in
Washington. The bride is concerned, asked "What if the
place is still bugged?"

The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He looks behind the
drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he
says, "AHA!"

Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his
Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the
disc out the window.

The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds,
"How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay
at the Watergate Hotel?"

The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these
questions?"

The hotel manager says "Well, the room UNDER you
complained of the chandelier falling on them."

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