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Cool, Calm, & Collected Colleen...

Two ladies, who hadn't seen each other in quite some time, met at the supermarket.

"How are you, Colleen?"

"Fine."

"And your husband?"

"Oh, Marvin died three weeks ago."

"What! I'm so sorry, I hadn't heard. Whatever happened?"

"He went out in the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and fell over, dead."

"I'm sorry. What did you do?"

"Opened a package of snow peas instead."

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The union workers at the Federal Mint went on strike today.

They are demanding to make less money!

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A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he would attend his church IF the pastor would drink some of his brandy and admit doing so in front of his congregation. The preacher agreed and drank up.

Sunday morning the man visited the church. The preacher recognized the man from the pulpit and said:

"I see Mr. Johnson is here with us this morning. I want to thank him publicly for his hospitality this week and especially for the peaches he gave me and the spirit in which they were given."

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No. It's not a cat it's...

A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.

A wildlife control expert impersonator.

An un-programmable animal.

A four footed allergen.

A hair relocation expert.

A treat-seeking missile.

A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.

A small, furry lap fungus.

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Life in a high tech society.

There was this guy who worked with a systems help desk for a big company...

One day, this lady called in because she didn't know why the heck her computer wouldn't come on.

He then asked her, "Did you plug it in?"

She says "Yes."

He then asked her, "Did you turn in on?"

She said "Yes. What do you think I am? Some kind of idiot?"

So, he goes and takes a look at her computer.

She says, "See? I plugged the computer into the surge protector."

The guy goes, "Yea, but you plugged the surge protector into itself."


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