arizona humor perfect couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at
the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and
his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa
Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind
numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...



The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as
a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...



So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must
have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if
you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women
never listen, either.


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