arizona humor UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT
Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and
reserve a tray, because you are dead.
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple
who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in
the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts
into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put
her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
East Valley News - News for the East Valley of Phoenix Arizona
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Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and
reserve a tray, because you are dead.
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple
who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in
the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts
into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put
her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
East Valley News - News for the East Valley of Phoenix Arizona
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