arizona humor YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES

YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit
far!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [those good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a
fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to
something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct
tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery
charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough the
first time?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [that's what he gets for eating
those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [definitely worthy of a headline!]

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [that was really giving of
himself!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over
again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [I would
certainly hope so!]



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