MURPHY'S LAWS FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT
- The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional
to how long you've been a cop.
- Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always
blow back in your face.
- High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an
area of extremely heavy traffic.
- If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a
serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.
- Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger
will cause you to walk with a limp.
- If you have 'cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your
entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
- If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than
he will hit the bad guys he swings at.
- Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available
weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen).
- If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you,
you are about to become a star on 'Eyewitness News'.
- When a civilian sees a blue light approaching at a high rate of speed, he
will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use.
- If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert,
within five minutes some dumb civilian will pull along side you and ask for
directions.
- You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a
cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do.
- On any call, there will always be more 'bad guys' than there are good
guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.
- The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper
gets.
- Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you
killed, you probably shouldn't do it.
- You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose
nickname is "Boomer".
- If a large group of drunk bikers is "holed-up" in a house, the Department
will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a
house, they will send the entire S.W.A.T. Team.
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Silver Star with combat V
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- The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional
to how long you've been a cop.
- Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always
blow back in your face.
- High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an
area of extremely heavy traffic.
- If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a
serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.
- Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger
will cause you to walk with a limp.
- If you have 'cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your
entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
- If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than
he will hit the bad guys he swings at.
- Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available
weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen).
- If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you,
you are about to become a star on 'Eyewitness News'.
- When a civilian sees a blue light approaching at a high rate of speed, he
will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use.
- If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert,
within five minutes some dumb civilian will pull along side you and ask for
directions.
- You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a
cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do.
- On any call, there will always be more 'bad guys' than there are good
guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.
- The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper
gets.
- Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you
killed, you probably shouldn't do it.
- You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose
nickname is "Boomer".
- If a large group of drunk bikers is "holed-up" in a house, the Department
will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a
house, they will send the entire S.W.A.T. Team.
Astronomy Column for September - September Skies
September Skies
Silver Star with combat V - Fake claims not uncommon - More John Kerry Controversy
Silver Star with combat V
Love Quotes
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