arizona humor The case of the missing .....

Ok, I'm the only female in a house full of guys: 4 sons and a hubby.
Toilet seat never down, etc.-you get the picture. Therefore, I'm the
only one who would be using Female products, correct?

A strange thing was happening at my house: tampons were
disappearing.

*insert Twilight Zone theme*

It started a few months ago, when I went to my cupboard to get out a
tampon and there was only one left. I could have sworn I had just
bought a box the month before. So, I go back to the store, buy a new
box and forget about it.

The next month (that time of month), I go back to the cupboard and
viola! there is only one tampon left, again! What is going on here?
Gremlins? Total memory failure?

I go to the store, buy another box and try to chalk it up to
forgetfulness, but am really wondering, now.

Later in the month, I decide to clean out my two youngest sons'
closet and, Low and Behold! at ! the bottom of their closet are the
wrappers, applicators, and the tampon themselves!

Now I am starting to freak... Dear God, what are they doing with
them?!!

I get hold of myself, tell myself that "I am an Adult" and can
handle this-despite the bizarre thoughts running through my mind.
Wondering, "Do I have enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR
THERAPY?"

I go to the stairs and yell to my two youngest sons to "Come Here,
RIGHT NOW!!!"

With their usual lack of speed, they finally appear in their room to
find me staring into the bottom of their closet.

I firmly, but with control, ask, "What are you doing with THOSE
Those are MINE!"

My 12 year old looks like a deer caught in the headlights and is
silent.

My 10 year old looks at me, all innocent, and says, "Well, Mom, we
were playing with our G.I. Joes and THOSE make really good SCUD
missiles.

What do YOU use them for?"

"NEVER MIND...GO PLAY!!!!"




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