arizona humor "A Female Brain Cell"

Joke #1
The only time a windshield wiper will work properly
is when it's holding a parking ticket.

Joke #2
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office
and asks how much it will cost to extract
wisdom teeth.

"$130 dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says.
"Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if I don't use an
anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $100.00,
but it would be very painful"

"That's still too expensive," the man says.

"Okay," says the dentist. "I can save time
if instead of using my normal surgical
procedure, I simply rip the teeth out with a
pair of pliers. I could get away with charging
$50.00"

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head.
"If I let one of my students do it for the experience,
I suppose I could charge you just $25.00"

"Marvellous," says the man, "book an appointment
for my wife next week!"


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