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The Funny Ads and Signs

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced
and get an extra pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We
do it carefully by hand.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust
tension in your home for $1.00.

No matter what your topcoat is made of, this
miracle spray will make it reallyrepellent.

Have several very old dresses from
grandmother in beautiful condition.

Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

This is the model home for your future. It was
panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

For Sale: Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.

Offer expires December 31 or while supplies
last

Stock up and save. Limit: one

We build bodies that last a lifetime

See ladies blouses. 50% Off!

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but
so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing
else.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated?
Come here first!

For sale: A quilted high chair that can be made
into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator,
spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port,
sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost
sight of, and bottled by us last year.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the
hard-to-find person.

Modular Sofas. Only $299 For rest or fore play.

Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton,
Granite 5-6204.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook
with round bottom for efficient beating.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in
size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled
inconvenience.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust
tension in your home for $1.

Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have
a bikini for a ridiculous figure.

When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the
refreshing drink in the green bottle with
the big 7 on it and u-p after.


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