arizona humor Fw: Restaurant

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From: chell
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Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 2004 4:01 AM
Subject: Restaurant









Subject: Restaurant

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly
noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the
table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man
slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still,
the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently
unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table
and said to the woman, "Pardon me ma'am, but I think your husband just
slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. My husband
just walked in the door."





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Since I was born some years ago
This world has changed somehow.
We use both milk and butter
That has never seen a cow.

We have instant coffee, instant tea.
Instant this and instant that;
Lots of other instant foods
Not fit to feed a cat.

We have substitute sugar,
substitute salt;
We have so many substitutes
We don't know who to fault.

Boys and girls both dress alike;
Can't tell one from the other.
Same way with Mom and Dad,
Can't tell Dad from Mother.

One more thing that doesn't look right;
I think that it's a sin.
They've moved the cook stove out of doors
And moved the outhouse in!

I don't know how far this will go,
But up until this minute,
I love this good old world of ours
'Cause I can still live in it.

...Author Unknown










"Mom," little Alexander asked, "does Jesus use our bathroom?"
"Why, no!" his mother said sweetly. "Why do you ask?"
"Cause every morning, daddy kicks the door and yells, "Christ, are
you still in there?"







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