arizona humor Hard decision to make!

The new pastor decided to visit the children's Sunday
school. The teacher introduced him and said, "Pastor,
this morning we're studying Joshua."

"That's wonderful," said the new pastor, "let's see what
you're learning. Who tore down the walls of Jericho?"

Little Billy shyly raised hand and offered, "Pastor, I
didn't do it."

Taken aback, the pastor asked, "Come on, now, who tore down
the walls of Jericho?"

The teacher, interrupting, said, "Pastor, Billy's a good
boy. If he says he didn't do it, I believe he didn't do
it."

Flustered, the pastor went to the Sunday school director
and related the story to him.

The director, looking worried, explained, "Well, sir, we've
had some problems with Billy before. Let me talk to him
and see what we can do."

Really bothered now by the answers of the teacher and the
director, the new pastor approached the deacons and
related the whole story, including the responses of the
teacher and the director.

A white-haired gentleman thoughtfully stroked his chin and
said, "Well, Pastor, I move we just take the money from
the general fund to pay for the walls and leave it at that."

Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea
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