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A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the
golf course and invites them to come to his church some
Sunday. Not too many weeks thereafter and just as services
are starting, they show up.

Attendance was good in the small Methodist church and
there wasn't a pew available. Several church members were
already seated on folding chairs. When the minister, just
starting the service, saw the three Baptist deacons enter,
he leaned down from the pulpit and whispered to the
nearest usher, "Please get three chairs for my Baptist
friends in the back."

The usher, hard of hearing, leaned closer and said, "I beg
your pardon?"

"Get three chairs for my Baptist friends," repeated the
minister.

The usher strained closer with a puzzled look still on his
face.

Once more the minister tried, speaking slowly and
distinctly.

"Three chairs. For the Baptists," he enunciated.

The usher's face lit up in comprehension, and he turned to
face the congregation.

"All right, everybody," he called out to the assembled
worshipers. "Three cheers for the Baptists!"

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