arizona humor It all depends on your perspective

He was a good man but a bit stingy. He would bargain and
haggle on a price, never paying the price asked. He
especially hated paying his medical fees.

One day, while eating fish, a bone became lodged in his
throat and within minutes he could scarcely breathe. His
wife frantically called the family doctor, who arrived
just as the patient's face was turning blue. The
physician quickly removed the bone with a pair of forceps.

After he was breathing normally again, although
overwhelmed with gratitude to the doctor for saving his
life, he began to worry about the medical fees.

Trying his best to keep his costs down, he turned to the
good doctor and asked, "How much do I owe you for this
small two-minute job?"

The doctor, who knew his patient's miserly habit all too
well, replied, "Just pay me half of what you would have
when the bone was still stuck in your throat!"

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