arizona humor The pweor of the hmuan mnid & another joke

The pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht
oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist
and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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'The System'

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza House. May I have your..."

Customer: "Haloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu.
Your home number is 4094 2366, your office 7645 2302 and your mobile is 014
266 2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokier Mea Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokier Dishes" from the
National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how much
will that cost?

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is
$49.99

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over
the limit and you're owing your bank $3,720.55 since October last year"

Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing
loan, Sir.

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't, Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes, Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What !"

Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,
...registration number E1123..."

Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"

Operator : "Better watch your language, Sir. Remember on 15th July, 1987, you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...

Customer: [Speechless]

Operator : "Is there anything else, Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles
of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would, Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic.......



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