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When the Indian Chief found his daughter sleeping with one of the
tribe's braves, he was furious.
"Because you slept with my daughter," he roared, "you must marry
her. But first, you must pass a test of courage to show that you're
worthy."
"Anything," said the bold young buck.
At the chief's instructions, the brave hacked a hole in the ice of
a frozen lake. "Now," said the chief, "you must swim the mile across
and back. If you succeed, you may marry my daughter."
Without hesitation, the young Indian jumped in; by nightfall he
hadn't returned and was presumed dead.
The young squaw was distraught, and to atone for his vengeful act
the chief named the lake after the brave, a name it retains to this
day: Lake Schmuck.



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