arizona humor Behold!

A new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little
nervous and about ten minutes into the talk his mind went
blank. He remembered some advice they gave him in seminary
school for when a situation like this arose -- repeat your
last point. Often this will help you remember what should
come next. So he gave it a try.

"Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was
blank. So he tried again, "Behold, I come quickly!" Still
nothing.

He tried once more, this time with so much vehemence that
he tripped over his microphone wire and fell off the
stage, right into the lap of a little old lady in the
front row.

The young preacher was very embarrassed and tried to
apologize, and the woman replied, "That's all right, young
man. It was my fault...I should have gotten out of the
way. You told me three times you were coming!"


Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea
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