arizona humor Challenging 911 call

A paramedic was asked on a local TV talk-show program:
"What was your most unusual and challenging 911 call?"

"Recently we got a call from that big white church at 11th
and Walnut," the paramedic said. "A frantic usher was very
concerned that during the sermon an elderly man passed out
in a pew and appeared to be dead. The usher could find no
pulse and there was no noticeable breathing."

"What was so unusual and demanding about this particular
call?" the interviewer asked.

"Well," the paramedic said, "we carried out four guys
before we found the one who was dead."

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