arizona humor Do the math!

When my wife's sister, Patty, was very young, she was
allowed to have her best friend, a boy named Rory, over to
spend the night. As the children grew toward adolescence,
their parents knew that someday the sleepovers would have
to end.

One night, when Rory and his family were visiting,
everyone gathered around the television to watch the Miss
America pageant. When Patty asked if Rory could stay
over, the parents hesitated, wondering if the time had
finally come to discontinue the tradition. At that
moment, the pageant host announced a contestant's
measurements: 36-22-36.

"Rory," his mom asked, "what are those numbers?"

The boy thought for only a moment before responding,
"Ninety-four?"

Rory got to spend the night.


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