arizona humor Do you want the *speshul*?

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was
two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds
good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine
cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress
warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my
wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two
eggs home.


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