arizona humor Don't say I didn't warn you...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in
Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of
the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was
inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man.

"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom
of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse
stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and
quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little further and the horse
stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife
quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse
stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her
purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor
animal like that? Are you crazy??"

She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."



"And from that moment we have lived happily ever after."


Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea
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