arizona humor HALLOWEEN PUNS

HALLOWEEN PUNS

Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
To see if she was his type.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
It was his bat.

Why didn't the invisible teen-ager hang out with his friends?
Too much disappear pressure

What do you call a skeleton that won't get out of bed?
Lazy Bones

Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of
humor?
Because he kept his monster in stitches

How can you tell if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him

Why did the Vampire subscribe to USA Today?
He heard it had great circulation.

What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?

Why did the doctor tell the zombie to get some rest?
He was dead on his feet.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
The girl necks door!

Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling.

Why was there an electric spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
He couldn't resistor

Why is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked.



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