arizona humor Health Shorts

Health food is something you nag your spouse to death to eat.

It may be true that men would live longer if they avoided drink,
smoke, and women. But we'll never know until someone tries it.

Americans are getting fitter. Quite a while ago it took two adults to
carry fifty dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a child can do it.

A low-cholesterol diet is the key to heartening of the arteries.

A bed is where people who are run down wind up.

Smokers are people who puff on cigarettes, cigars, and steps.






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