arizona humor Heat

There is a head-on collision on the highway 10 near Palm Springs and
two young men vacationing from Boston are killed and end up in Hell.

The next day, the Devil stops in to check on them and sees them
dressed in warm clothes with a heavy coat, ski cap and mittens warming
themselves around the fire.

The Devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you
here in Hell?"

One of the men answers, "You know the weather has been quite warm in
Southern California and we would have expected it to be as least as
worm here."

This gets the Devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two
guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go.

The next morning, people are wailing and screaming every where because
of the intense heat.

He rushes to the room with the two guys and finds them dressed as they
were before still sitting by the fire and seeming to have a good time.

The Devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in misery, and you two
seem to be enjoying yourself."

"Well, actually it is more comfortable than the heat wave we were
having back in California," is the response.

Now the devil is now absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up with the answer. "No matter how hot I make it,
these men seem very comfortable. They must be comfortable because they
are used to the heat," he decides. "I'll fix them. I'll turn the heat
completely off."

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging
every where, people are shivering unable to get themselves warm,

The Devil smiles and rushes to the room with the two lads. When he
gets there, he finds them still dressed in their winter clothes but now
they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad.

The Devil is dumb-founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the
heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're even more happy.
What is wrong with you two?

The Bostonians look at the Devil and answer, "Hell is frozen over.
That means that the Red Sox have won the World Series. The Curse is
over." (Stan Kegel 10/27/04)


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