arizona humor Oldie but Goodie ...

OLDIE BUT GOODIE

Ruthie was enjoying a good game of bridge with
her girlfriends one
evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix
dinner for my husband!
He's going to really be ticked if it's not ready
on time!" she exclaimed.

When she got home, she realized that she didn't
have enough time to go
to the supermarket, and all she had in the
cupboard was a wilted lettuce
leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic,
she opened the can of
cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it
with the lettuce leaf
just as her husband pulled up. She greeted him
and then watched in
horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her
surprise, her husband really
enjoyed his dinner.

"Ruthie, this is the best dinner you have made
for me in forty years of
marriage. You can make this for me any old day."

Needless to say, every bridge night from then on,
Ruthie made her
husband the same dish. She told her bridge
cronies about it and they were all horrified.

"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.

Two months later, her husband died. Her bridge
cronies came around to
pay their respects and while they were sitting
around the kitchen table
one of them said, "You killed him! We told you
that feeding him that cat
food every week would do him in! How can you just
sit there so calmly
drinking tea knowing you murdered your husband?"

Ruthie stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He
fell off the mantle while he was licking his back."








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