arizona humor One day on the golf course...

A foursome of friends was playing golf and the young man who was about
to putt had a long and very difficult putt to make. He was surveying
his situation, and murmured to himself, "I would give anything to make
this shot and show these guys that I have become a really
good golfer over the past few years."

Just then, the devil popped up out of the ground right in front of the
young man and said, "I can make a deal with you to make
your shot, young man, but it will cost you."

The man looked around cautiously, realizing that only he could see the
infernal visitor, and replied, "What is the price?" The
devil smiled and responded, "Five years of your sex life."



The man thought about the offer for a moment, considering what the
next five years would be like. He looked the devil in the eye and
said, "Okay, it's a deal." He made an incredible shot and
the ball dropped right into the cup.

The last hole of the game was a difficult but short one, and the young
man was only one stroke behind the leader. He stood at the tee,
surveying the hole, and muttered to himself, "I would
give anything to win this game, but a hole-in-one here would be a nearly
impossible shot." In a flash of light, the devil popped up again,
and said, "I can fix it so you make a hole-in-one and win the game,
but it will cost you another five years of your sex life."

The man again considered this offer, thinking about the next ten
years, and finally he nodded and agreed to the terms.
Sure enough, he sunk the hole-in-one with an incredible shot and won the
game.

As the young man was signing his game card and heading for the
clubhouse with his friends, the devil popped up front of him again,
this time with a pen and a pad, and said, "Now for the
paperwork - what is your name?"

The man replied, "Father Michael Flanigan."

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