arizona humor Talk About Cheap.... 09/28

Talk About Cheap....

Fred was well known for his cheapness and his
'eye for a bargain'. One
day he was looking for a cheap wedding present
for his niece, so he went into a thrift shop.

As he was walking around, he noticed what was
previously an expensive
glass crystal vase lying in the corner. It was in
3 pieces. After some
haggling with the owner, Fred bought the broken
vase for $5. He then
filled in the congratulations card, wrote out his
niece's name and
address and gave the owner another $5 so that the
broken vase could be
gift wrapped and mailed. Fred then left the shop
feeling quite pleased
with himself. He expected his niece to think the
vase had broken in the
mail.

A few days later, he called his niece to see if
the present had arrived.

"Yes, Uncle Fred, but unfortunately, it was in 3
pieces when it was delivered."

"What terrible luck." said Fred, "The Post Office
is getting worse all the time."

"It's a shame," she replied. "It was so
beautifully wrapped. Each piece separately."



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