arizona humor Texas turbulence

On a recent flight from Chicago to Houston, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,
she stands up at the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the
plane.

Then a Texan stands up at the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall,
well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly
up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ......one button at a time ......no one
moves ..... he removes his shirt ..... muscles ripple across his chest
......she gasps ......he then whispers in her ear:


"Here, iron this, and get me a beer!"


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