arizona humor Time Off

Time Off

I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of
vacation time already.

I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little
crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.

I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the
ceiling.

Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde..it'll be important later) came
in and asked me what I was doing.

"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."

A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.

"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."

With that, I jumped down and started walking out.

My coworker started following me and the Boss asked her where she was going.

"I can't work in the dark!" she said.


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