arizona humor A true story ~

My Sister-in-law is the chief EMT in a small town in Southern
Indiana. She was on duty one night when there came a call of
a "domestic disturbance". The custom was that an ambulance was
dispatched to accompany all of these calls received by the police.
She arrived just behind the policeman. When they got out of their
vehicles, a woman's voice could be heard screaming from inside the
back of the house.

The policeman broke open the front door, and the screaming
intensified. As they ease their way through the house to the master
bedroom the screaming kept getting louder and louder. When they
opened the bedroom door, the first thing they saw was a naked woman,
spread eagle on the bed and tied hand and foot to the four corners
of the bed. The lady saw the policeman and my sister-in-law, and
shut up, and then started babbling. At this point my sister-in-law
was the first to see him.

Laying at the foot of the bed, was a naked man, dressed only in a
Batman cape and head piece. He was unconscious and bleeding from a
wound above his left eye. When he was rolled over, he was
recognized as the mayor, and the lady was not his wife. When it was
sorted out, they were participating in some sex role playing. And,
when the mayor got up on the end of the bed, he had been struck in
the head by the ceiling fan, and knocked unconscious. The lady
thought he had been killed, and had started screaming because she
did not want to lay there forever.

The mayor begged, pleaded, and ordered that no one talk. But, a few
days later when he stopped in to a local dinner for breakfast, the
customers began humming the Batman theme.











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