arizona humor Two-fer the Price of One

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking and the one blonde says to the other,
"What do you think is farther Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says, "Hellooooooooo,
can you SEE Florida?"

Bonus Joke:
A man went to the store with his 3 year-old
daughter in tow. Since he was just there to
grab some essentials like milk and bread, he
opted to save some time by not pushing a
cart around the store. "That's not the way
Mommy does it," his daughter informed him.

"I know, dear, but Daddy's way is OK, too,"
he replied.

Leaving the store in the rain and without a cart,
he carried the bag of groceries, his daughter,
and the milk quickly to the car. Not wanting to
set anything down on the wet ground, he set the
jug of milk on top of the car, efficiently whisked
open the car door with his now free hand,
scooted the groceries in and daughter into the
car seat in one swift motion, and hopped in
himself. "That's not the way Mommy does it,"
his daughter informed him again.

"Honey, there's more than one way to do things,"
the father replied patiently. "Daddy's way is OK,
too."

As they pulled out and headed down the street, he
became aware of the scraping sound on the roof
as the jug of milk slid down the length of the rooftop,
bounced off the trunk of the car and splattered to
the ground, sending a froth of white milk in every
direction. In the millisecond he took to process his
mistake, his young daughter looked at him, and in
a most serious voice said,

"That's NOT the way Mommy does it."


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