arizona humor Who is it?

Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her ,"Your Majesty,
How
do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can
give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people." Kerry frowns. "But how do I know
the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your
sister.
Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back in the U.S. Kerry asks to speak with Vice President Nominee John
Edwards. "John, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have
a
child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one."

John Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can
give
him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes
Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is
it?" Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

John Edwards smiles. "Thanks!"

Edwards goes back to John Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have
the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his
face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"



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