Italian Divorce Court That's Amore

Italian Divorce Court That's Amore


Italian Divorce Court


Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.




Angelina says, "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickn a his nose





ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I justa canna taka dis anymore."



The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?

What have you gotta say fora yourself?" Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true.

I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom.

Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man.





I always follow ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life:"

Number one -you always keepa your nose clean.

Ana number two - never screw up.