arizona humor Funny story

> A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their
parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
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> The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.
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> Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying
hens.
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> One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the
front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the
eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
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> "What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
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> "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
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> "Very good," said the teacher.
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> Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are
farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we
had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten 'live
chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens
before they're hatched'."
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> "That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to
share?"
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> "Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Ruth. Aunt Ruth
was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got
hit.
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> She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
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> She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and
then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed
seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.
Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade
broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
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> "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral
did your daddy tell you came from that horrible story?"
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> "Stay the hell away from Aunt Ruth when she's been drinking."









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