arizona humor Hallowe'en Puns ...

Subject: Halloween puns

Now Gail is a heckuva Ghostess
I say this but then I can boastess
She'll come up and coo,
Well, how do you 'boo'
She is the Ghostess with the Mostess


Where do they cremate seductive women? On vamp pyres.

Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?
He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop
through its heart because steaks were too expensive.

What do you call a merry-go-round for ghosts? A Scare-ousel

Why did the other kids have to let the vampire
play baseball? It was his bat.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.

Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

A really old vampire named "Tex"
Is "out for blood" and I suspects
He's not a nice guy
If he catches your eye
It's you who will likely be necks

One witch told another witch,
"I want one of those new computers that
has a spell checker."

Goosebumps, the children's periodical by R. L. Stine,
is getting stranger every issue. The current story
is about the souls of dead turkeys returning to
Plymouth on Thanksgiving Eve and playing pranks in
the Puritan's kitchens. It is entitled Poultrygeist.

What do you get if you cross a mad scientist
with another mad scientist?
A horrible par a dox

What do you call someone who puts poison
in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer.




Special thanks to Fiona for these wonderful puns!

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