arizona humor Lion Tamer

>A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer and two people showed up. One as an older man in his mid-60's and the other was a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in her mid 20's.
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>The circus owner told them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment, a chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out
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>The blonde said, "I'll go first." She walked past the chair, the whip and the gun and stepped right into the lion's cage. The lion started to snarl and pant and began to charge her. About half way there, she threw open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stopped dead in his tracks sheepishly crawled up to her and started licking her feet and ankles. He continued to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rested his head at her feet.
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>The circus owner's mouth was on the floor. He said, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
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>He then turned to the older man and asked, "Can you top that?"
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>The older man replied, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."
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