arizona humor Quirks About Life You Notice By The Time You Are Fifty

Quirks About Life You Notice By The Time You Are Fifty

**..Most people deserve each other.
**..All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
**..The one who snores will fall asleep first.
**..The length of a marriage is inversely proportional
to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
**..The gifts you buy your spouse are never as good and
apropos as the gifts your neighbor buys their spouse.
**..Never get overly excited about a man/woman
by just the way they look from behind.
**..If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember you
the next time they are in need.
**..The probability of meeting someone you know increases
greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to
be seen with.
**..Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the
weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.




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