Funny Jokes

11.09.2004

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Outsourcing

A co-worker recently adopted a baby girl from China.

Luckily, her crib, clothes and toys were all made there,
so she should feel right at home here.



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Want To Be On That Plane?

A recruit in Navy boot camp got on the wrong side of his Company Commander and was ordered to do push-ups. As the recruit neared triple digits, an airliner flew overhead.

"I bet you wish you were on that plane, don'tcha?" sneered the Company Commander.

"No, sir," said the unlucky recruit.

"Why wouldn't you want to be on that plane?"

"Because," the recruit grunted between grueling push-ups, "that plane's landing. I want to be on one that's leaving."

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