Rain, rain, go away!
The man had finally got around to taking all the broken
umbrellas to the repair shop. Next morning on his way to
his office, when he got up to leave the street car, he
absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to the
woman beside him, for he was in the habit of carrying one.
The woman cried "Stop! Thief!", grabbed her umbrella back
and embarrassed the poor man no end!
That same day, he stopped at the repair shop, and received
all eight of his umbrellas duly restored. As he entered
the street car, with the unwrapped umbrellas tucked under
his arm, he was horrified to behold, glaring at him, the
lady of his morning's misadventure. Her voice came to him
charged with a withering scorn: "Had a good day, didn't
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The right man for the job...
HE SENT THE RIGHT MAN
A woman received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a
fever. She left work and stopped by the pharmacy for some medication for
her daughter. Upon returning to her car, she found she had locked her
keys inside. She had to get home to her sick daughter, and didn't know what to
do. She called home and the baby sitter told her that her daughter was
The baby sitter suggested that she get a coat hanger to
unlock the door. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger on the ground,
as if someone else had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at
the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked God for help. An old rusty car pulled up,
driven by a dirty, greasy, bearded man with a biker skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, Dear God, is this is what you sent to help me?" But she
was desperate, and thankful. The man got out of his car and asked if he could help.
She said "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I must get home to her.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car? "
He said, SURE. "He walked over to the car and in seconds the car was opened.
She hugged the man and through her tears she said, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
You are a very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I ain't a nice man. I just got out of
prison for car theft. "
The woman hugged the man again and cried out
loud, "THANK YOU GOD FOR SENDING ME A PROFESSIONAL!"