Re: [arizona_humor] stupid customers

OK, here's another one:
One of my job functions is on-site Tech Support for a national retailer's advertising department.
Recently, I got a call from someone who had a problem logging into his application-
Dude Having a Bad Day: Uh Hi, I'm trying to log into X application, but its asking for a username and password...
Me: Ok, your username is the first 6 letters of your last name, followed by your first initial.
Dude: Ok. how do I spell that...?
(around this time my day got worse...)

No kidding.
(I feel ok griping now that I already made a shining example of myself as a 'stupid customer' too!)

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In a message dated 5/21/2004 12:33:52 PM Eastern Daylight Time, wbaustin@worldnet.att.net writes:

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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Leslie
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> I am a receptionist, and I thus deal with the a large number of
> customers on the phone each day. Here are a couple of my favorites:
>
> Receptionist: Thank you for calling Herbert Motors, this is Leslie, how
> may I direct your call?
> Customer: Hello???
> Receptionist: How may I help you?
> Customer: Who did I just call?
> ----------------------------------------------
> Bear in mind that we have two different buildings and several
> departments in our dealership. I cannot personally see all the employees
> at once, and don't know who they call or when they do so. My personal
> favorite is...
> Receptionist: Thank you for calling Herbert Motors, this is Leslie, how
> may I direct your call?
> Customer: Someone just called me from this number.
> Receptionist: I am sorry, but I couldn't tell you who it was.
> Customer: Well, can you find out for me?
> Receptionist: Have you had a vehicle in service recently?
> Customer: No.
> Receptionist: Have you been in recently to look at a vehicle?
> Customer: No. Wait a minute, who are you again?
> Receptionist: Herbert Motors.
> Customer: No.
> Receptionist: Well, sir, I am sorry, I don't have any idea that who it
> was. I personally did not call you."
> Customer: Well then who did? I have it on my caller ID. Where are you
> located?
> Receptionist: Ken Pratt Blvd.
> Customer: (muttering to himself) Herbert Motors, 3:51pm..."Oh wait a
> minute. Are you Valley Nissan?"
> Receptionist: No sir, like I said, this is Herbert Motors. We don't sell
> Nissan."
> Customer: Oh, then who called me?
>
> I would like to find the person who invented caller ID and let them take
> one such call. I guarantee that whoever the inventor is, they would
> immediately feel regret for inventing the devise that is the bane to
> receptionists everywhere!!
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> Lots Of Laughs and Sunshine From Colorado, :0)
> Leslie S.
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[arizona_humor] stupid customers

----- Original Message -----
From: "Leslie


I am a receptionist, and I thus deal with the a large number of
customers on the phone each day. Here are a couple of my favorites:

Receptionist: Thank you for calling Herbert Motors, this is Leslie, how
may I direct your call?
Customer: Hello???
Receptionist: How may I help you?
Customer: Who did I just call?
----------------------------------------------
Bear in mind that we have two different buildings and several
departments in our dealership. I cannot personally see all the employees
at once, and don't know who they call or when they do so. My personal
favorite is...
Receptionist: Thank you for calling Herbert Motors, this is Leslie, how
may I direct your call?
Customer: Someone just called me from this number.
Receptionist: I am sorry, but I couldn't tell you who it was.
Customer: Well, can you find out for me?
Receptionist: Have you had a vehicle in service recently?
Customer: No.
Receptionist: Have you been in recently to look at a vehicle?
Customer: No. Wait a minute, who are you again?
Receptionist: Herbert Motors.
Customer: No.
Receptionist: Well, sir, I am sorry, I don't have any idea that who it
was. I personally did not call you."
Customer: Well then who did? I have it on my caller ID. Where are you
located?
Receptionist: Ken Pratt Blvd.
Customer: (muttering to himself) Herbert Motors, 3:51pm..."Oh wait a
minute. Are you Valley Nissan?"
Receptionist: No sir, like I said, this is Herbert Motors. We don't sell
Nissan."
Customer: Oh, then who called me?

I would like to find the person who invented caller ID and let them take
one such call. I guarantee that whoever the inventor is, they would
immediately feel regret for inventing the devise that is the bane to
receptionists everywhere!!

Lots Of Laughs and Sunshine From Colorado, :0)
Leslie S.







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[arizona_humor] Yet another blond story

The flight attendant walks into the first class cabin Of the early morning plane to Hawaii and found a blond from the economy section sitting there. She tells the young lady that her seat is farther back and she'll have to move.
The blonde replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The attendant attempts to explain that someone has paid a premium rate for this seat and the economy class is farther back in the plane.
The passenger replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The attendant tells her that if she doesn't move, she'll have her put off the plane.
Unfazed, she replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The senior attendant is called and he goes through the same routine.
She continues to reply , "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The captain is called and he walks straight to the blond and whispers in her ear.
When he steps away, the young lady jumps up and heads to the rear of the aircraft.
The attendant and the chief are dumbstruck. "How on earth did you do that?" They demanded.
"It was really very obvious." the captain told them. "I told her this seat didn't go to Hawaii."



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Re: [arizona_humor] stupid customers

Ordinarily I wouldn't respond to an online community the size of this one, but after you read on I hope you'll see why I was moved to..

Ok, Guilty, I'm a person who has ordered food at a drive-through speaker, paid in one window, then forgetting about the second window, drove off.

This has GOT to be an even marginally common mistake! Most of the time, you put money IN and get food OUT of the same window. I'm not so different from Pavlov's dog, aparently...

But who can say they've done the same at a "pay first / pump second" gas station - at least when they were just starting to get more ubiquitious...

When I was a freshman at Univ. of Arizona, one day I stopped at the Circle-K across the street from the Arizona football stadium to get some gas.

Waaaay back then (1990?), many gas stations in Tucson relied on the honor system- one pumped what one needed, paid the counter attendant inside, then went one's way. (In case some of you see where this is going already, Yes, it is going there...)
I began pumping gas but quickly recognized from the gas pump not functioning, that first I needed to pay the guy inside. Leaving the pump reglator nozzle in my car, I went into the store to pay. I walked back, got into my car, and drove off. I stomped on the break with the following vision in my rearview mirror: the metal regulator was spinning across the street and the gas hose was flipping around spewing gas all over creation. what a disaster.
I ran indside the store so fast to I almost tripped over myself to tell the guy, who shut off the pump, called the police, the fire department, and finally Circle-K headquarters to see how much he should charge me for the gas. I was so embarrassed, i never went back.

Even now sometimes I have to take a moment just to be SURE before driving away from a gas station, and I'd say I'm more mindful about fast-food wondows, too.
whew!


In a message dated 5/20/2004 7:28:35 PM Eastern Daylight Time, smileyeagle1021@yahoo.com writes:

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> Everyone who has ever had to work with customers, whether at a
> restaurant, store, or customer support has dealt with at least one
> really stupid customer. I work a Carl's Jr. in Reno, and we seem to
> have a disportional amout of stupid customers. These people will
> make you laugh-
> 1.Walks into Carls Jr. (passing only about five Carl's Jr. signs)
> walks up to the counter and asks "Is this still KFC" (note, the
> building never was a KFC)
> 2.At least 5 a day come in and ask for Whoppers (for u morons asking
> for them that's Burger King's specialty).
> 3.Have given us their ATM cards and PIN number and trust us to get
> them money
> 4.Drive into the drive-through place their order drive up to the
> window, pay for their order, and drive away without picking up their
> food (has actually happened twice).
> 5.sit next to a no smoking sign and ask if it is okay to smoke
> 6.will complain when they order a hamburger and don't get a Six
> Dollar Burger
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> that are amusing and fun to laugh at.
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[arizona_humor] stupid customers

Everyone who has ever had to work with customers, whether at a
restaurant, store, or customer support has dealt with at least one
really stupid customer. I work a Carl's Jr. in Reno, and we seem to
have a disportional amout of stupid customers. These people will
make you laugh-
1.Walks into Carls Jr. (passing only about five Carl's Jr. signs)
walks up to the counter and asks "Is this still KFC" (note, the
building never was a KFC)
2.At least 5 a day come in and ask for Whoppers (for u morons asking
for them that's Burger King's specialty).
3.Have given us their ATM cards and PIN number and trust us to get
them money
4.Drive into the drive-through place their order drive up to the
window, pay for their order, and drive away without picking up their
food (has actually happened twice).
5.sit next to a no smoking sign and ask if it is okay to smoke
6.will complain when they order a hamburger and don't get a Six
Dollar Burger

Has anyone else out there had to deal with dumb customers like that
that are amusing and fun to laugh at.




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Kids in Grade School Think Quickly

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JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER : What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ellen.... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY : "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day,
same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY : "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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[arizona_humor] Bedtime

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within
20 feet of your computer.


It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your
ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone
auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.


This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.


IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.


It will drink ALL your beer.


FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??


It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the
"Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the
toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a
full
bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.


******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******


And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
sending
sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.


Send this warning to everyone.


If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!!



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[arizona_humor] Customer service...

On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental
company, I took a call from a driver who needed a tow. He
was stranded on a busy highway, but he didn't know the
make of the car he was driving. I asked again for a more
detailed description beyond "a blue four-door."

After a pause, the driver replied, "It's the one on fire."
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A WOMAN WAS LEAVING A CONVENIENCE STORE WITH HER MORNING
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MSN Encarta - The Funniest Jokes in History

The Funniest Jokes in History
by Martha Brockenbrough
You may have heard it said that you'll never eat sausage again after you see how it's made. I don't see how that could be true. There's nothing disgusting about stuffing ground-up meat parts into a tightly stretched tube of animal intestines--nothing disgusting at all.

Likewise, talking about the evolution and history of humor is a guaranteed laugh riot. Or is it?