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6.26.2004


During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday,
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he
had a plan to increase every Native American's income
by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests
for details of his plan. However, he also told the Apaches
that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times
.... for every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the
Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his n
ew Indian name, Walking Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that
Walking Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can't fly.


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[arizona_humor] Things Overheard on Noah's Ark

Things Overheard On Noah's Ark

Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?

Hey, there are more that two flies in here!

I finally get a bass boat and now I have to take the whole family....

Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?

Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!

OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?

No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!

"And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."

"Are We There Yet?"

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[arizona_humor] Inside Passage...

On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the
magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship's
officer what it was called.

"It's some dumb glacier," he replied.

Disappointed by his attitude, I bought a map to figure it
out for myself. I calculated our location and found the
name of the ice mass. It was called, just as he had said,
"Sumdum Glacier."

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[arizona_humor] Vote for Scott - www.azfamily.com/gimmethemike July 7th!

"Scott moved to Maricopa Arizona in 2002. He has been singing since
he was child. He has been in several bands in the valley, including
Painted Aggression, Ragmans Bar, Scarab, Step 9 and currently Trip
Anchor. Scott's passion is write and perform music with his guitarist
brother Kevin. They are both very talented artists and both belong to
Trip Anchor. Trip Anchor is a band that plays rock covers and some
melodic rock originals throughout the valley. They are hoping to
break into the casino music performance circuit. Scott is able to
sound like most front vocalists, ranging from Elvis to James
Hetfield. Scott and Kevin have hundreds of original songs together
and dream of sharing their music with the world. Recently, Scott
auditioned for "Gimme the Mike", a show produced by Channel 3
Arizona's Family, to show off local vocal talent. He was selected as
a competitor and will be on Channel 3's "Gimme the Mike" show July
7th at 8:00 p.m. and July 11th at 6:00 p.m. The challenge is to get
Arizonans to vote for his performance between July 7th and 11th, so
that he may go to the final round. The vote can be done by going to
www.azfamily.com/gimmethemike and selecting Scott Jonutis."




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[arizona_humor] It's about milk!


The 98 year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused.


Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.
Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."

She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said, "Don't sell that cow."

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[arizona_humor] CAUTION NEW VIRUS: Code name WORK

There is a new virus. The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from your
colleagues, boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any
circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you
should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go
straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after three
rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your
system.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you
realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by
this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the case, go to
the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Then retry. I think I
have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed for the bar
anyway.....it never hurts to be safe.

From Charlie, in Pahoa, West of Los Altos, and completely safe from the Work
virus.

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It was meal time during a flight on El Al. "Would you like
dinner?" the flight attendant asked Moishe, seated in
front.

"What are my choices?" Moishe asked.

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