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11.17.2004

East Valley Living - EVLiving.com Announces One-Year Anniversary

East Valley Living - EVLiving.com – An Interactive Online Community Resource for Business, Information, News, Dining, and Events in Phoenix Arizona East Valley, Announces One-Year Anniversary

East Valley Living - EVLiving.com – An Interactive Online Community Resource for Business, Information, News, Dining, and Events in Phoenix Arizona East Valley, Announces One-Year Anniversary
East Valley Living (http://www.EVLiving.com/) a Forden Gorden venture, is proud to announce their one-year anniversary.

Chandler, AZ (PRWEB) November 17, 2004 -- Incorporated on November 10, 2003, Forden Gorden Ventures, Inc. launched their first venture, East Valley Living, an interactive community resource for business, information, news, dining, and events in the East Valley, within one week of incorporation. The East Valley Living community resource website went live to serve the East Valley community on November 17, 2003.

East Valley Living owners, Kathleen Forden and Kathleen Gorden both reside in Chandler, Arizona and operate several businesses within the East Valley area. β€œThe concept for EVLiving.com - Your Guide to the East Valley, materialized after evaluating the Phoenix-Mesa (East Valley) metropolitan area of Arizona, and determining a need for a resource guide to represent the communities in which we live and work,” said Publisher and Editor, Kathleen Forden.


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11.15.2004

To all loyal east and left coasters - You are Invited!!!!!

To all loyal east and left coasters


You are Invited!!!!!
Due to the cancellation of the Inaugural Ball for Senator Kerry...There will be a small Suare' (pity party) for those who have already bought their attire.

The nights entertainment will be provided by the DIXIE CHICKS &Bruce Springsteen

Tissues for excessive self pity will be furnished by Susan Sarrandon and Tim Robbins

We are pleased to announce DAN RATHER will be our Master of ceremonies!!!
Yeah!!!!

Cameron Diaz has pledged CUPCAKES!!

Whats this?....a Free Screening of Fahrenheit 911! Thank you Michael Moore.

Ashton Kutcher will sign his latest book..."I open my mouth...and stupid falls out"


P Diddy will not be in attendance, he is still trying to get the vote out. If you see him tell him that he was not "disenfranchised" from this event. He can come home now.

Barbara Streisand is preparing for her next role and will not be here, (boo hoo), she will be staring as Teresa Heinz Kerry in the sad story of " Shove it"

Just in.....Grapes will be provided by the Heinz Corporation....Sorry, only SOUR available.

The Reverend Jesse Jackson will be cooking on the BBQ and John Kerry will be flippin the burgers...something he has proven to be very good at. Lots of Ketchup folks, the white house has donated thousands of bottles, relish, mustard, and all the pickles too. when asked why the generosity? The spokesman for the Bush Household told us.....We have switched to DelMonte thank you very much.

Attention all actors: Norman Lear is casting for his new television show
"Fahrenheit 11-2-04 how'd the GOP do that?"

Hope to see you all there...not much else going on.


HILLARY


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weapons of math instruction

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered
to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide
rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in
a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and
"y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined
they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with
coordinates in every country." As the Greek philanderer Isosceles
used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God
had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would
have given us more fingers and toes.


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11.14.2004

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