Funny Jokes

1.13.2005

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The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty,
the country music singer. One day he decided to visit some of the
church members who hadn't been to service lately. He went to the first
church member's house and knocked on the door. A lady answered the door, and
practically shouted, "it's Conway Twitty!"

"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer
with you." So she told him to come right on in. He
visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

Then he came to a widow woman's house on the end of the street.
She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around
her and opened the door. When she saw her caller, in her excitement,
she threw up her hands which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.

"Oh, my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"

The preacher said......."Hello, Darlin".......



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