Stop In The Name

Stop In The Name...
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening
of church services when she was startled by an intruder.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its
valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be
baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be
forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks.

The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had
done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady
did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar.

"She said she had an ax and two 38's!"


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