Easter Jokes

Easter definition

Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St.
Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had
to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where
they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate
Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her.


The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is,
and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides
with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having
Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed
by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans
hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they
buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ..

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews
roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees
his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted.


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