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3.20.2005

Theology--By Children

Theology--By Children


*1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and
Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda *

*2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for
was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Joyce *

*3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people
to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. ** Janet *

*4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell
me. Love Alison*

*5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene *

*6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his golf words in the house? Anita *

*7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of
everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people
in our family and I can never do it. Nancy *

*8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of
them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water,
too. Glenn *

*9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a
little boy. How far back do you go? Love Dennis *

*10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you
don't who does? Nathan *

*11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it
an accident? Norma *

*12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy? **
Jennifer *

*13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days
and don't do any now? Billy *

*14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different **
summer camp this year. Peter *

*15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my
brother. Larry *

*16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget. Mark *

*17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just
doesn't sound right. What do you say? ** Marsha *

*18. Dear God, if you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my
new shoes. Barbara *

*19. Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just
know him through the business? Donny *

*20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than
you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that
because you are already God. Charles*

*21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the
right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? ** Jeff*

*22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really! Frank *

*23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset you made Tuesday night. That was
really cool. Thomas *

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