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They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.

Why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years,


and we're not using it anymore.




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Clean-Up Crew

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty toll booth and smashed it to bits.

Unhurt, he climbed down from the cab and looked around.

In minutes, a repair truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers.

The men from the crew each picked up a broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces back together.

In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new.

"Amazing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was the white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"

The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."